Censorship

Another Sunday strip from the Archives with Kate, Michelle and Nancy break the fourth wall to discuss the problems with Censorship.

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Kate: Look, I don’t care how good their intentions are! It’s just another scoop of grease on a very slippery…
Michelle: Oh Kate, you silly… If you really want to get it off your chest just talk to the readers.
Kate: The what?
Michelle: Hi EVERYBODY!
Kate: Hello. We’re breaking (I have got to be dreaming) the fourth wall today to talk about censorship.
Michelle: We’re against it.
Kate: Right. No matter what the reason it’s just another way for the thought police to…
Michelle: And who d’ya think you’re fooling?
Kate: AHEM! Exactly. Every time there’s a BLEEP we KNOW it’s from the eight words on George Carlin’s list…. In fact through CONTEXT and repetition how long before it becomes WORSE than the word it replaces?
Michelle: As Nancy will show us.
Kate: Of COURSE she will.
Nancy: “She sat in front of him with nothing but a smile… reaching over she grasped his bleep. Squeezing gently she pulled him forward. ‘Bleep me cowboy’, she said. ‘Bleep me hard.’
Nancy: “Missing the first time his bleep rubbed against her bleep. ‘Bleep, yeah.’ She whispered.
Nancy: “Now inside he paused to kiss her and squeeze her bleep.”
Nancy: “She raised her bleep so as to get the most from his bleeps. ‘Oh bleep, bleep, BLEEP.” He screamed as he bleeped.
Nancy: “Frustrated from a lack of satisfaction she took her finger and GONG!
Michelle: “WOW! Thirty seconds!
Kate: This would be a REALLY good time to wake up.